Thursday, August 28, 2008

Top Ten Reasons to Consider the Earth-based Path

  1. No guilt over supposed sinful nature, or the cheesecake and tequila from last night.
  2. Women can participate.
  3. Women can hold leadership roles.
  4. I can watch reruns of Charmed.
  5. Black is slimming, and not associated with the Devil.
  6. The woods are my chapel.
  7. Nudity is OKAY, especially in my bedroom.
  8. I can name my plants, but only the nice ones.
  9. No plans to burn in hell for eternity.
  10. Halloween is finally okay.

blessed be.